That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!
i’ll buy the tickets. we stand in the theater lobby, but we dont actually go in to see the movie. its a metaphor
*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*
seriously? are you kidding me?
That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.
*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*
*packs a bong* see im not gunna rip it cause its a metaphor. *holds it to my mouth and makes saxophone noises* the real high is life
the ol’ razzle dazzle
lmafo did he just enchant him?
the library is officially closed
Jennifer Lawrence & Josh Hutcherson both won an 2014 MTV Movie Award for Best Performance. Congratulations!