for your health

corinne, 20, north dakota.
i like hockey and stupid men with stupid faces


That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!

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Anonymous: i dare you to take ryan to see the fault in our stars


i’ll buy the tickets. we stand in the theater lobby, but we dont actually go in to see the movie. its a metaphor

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*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*

seriously? are you kidding me? 

That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.

*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

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#YES #classic


*packs a bong* see im not gunna rip it cause its a metaphor. *holds it to my mouth and makes saxophone noises* the real high is life

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the ol’ razzle dazzle

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lmafo did he just enchant him?

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the library is officially closed


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Jennifer Lawrence & Josh Hutcherson both won an 2014 MTV Movie Award for Best Performance. Congratulations!

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#jennifer lawrence #josh hutcherson