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corinne, 20, north dakota.
i like hockey and stupid men with stupid faces

sparklesnap:

That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!

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Anonymous: i dare you to take ryan to see the fault in our stars

gorillamunchies:

i’ll buy the tickets. we stand in the theater lobby, but we dont actually go in to see the movie. its a metaphor

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deepthroatmom:

holycheesenrice:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*

seriously? are you kidding me? 

That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.

*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

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#YES #classic

basedpidgeot:

*packs a bong* see im not gunna rip it cause its a metaphor. *holds it to my mouth and makes saxophone noises* the real high is life

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nosdrinker:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

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iamretrokid:

lmafo did he just enchant him?

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assgod:

the library is officially closed

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Jennifer Lawrence & Josh Hutcherson both won an 2014 MTV Movie Award for Best Performance. Congratulations!

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#jennifer lawrence #josh hutcherson
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